Okay, not really. Boone just got called in (it's after 9pm on New Years) and I slogged down WAYYYY too much egg nog to get on the treadmill while he's gone. So thanks to the rednecks who let their 7 year old fire a bow that kicked back into his face and broke his tooth, you all get pictures. I know, I know, you can't believe your luck!
None of this is relevant anymore (well, not until the very end at least) but for record keeping purposes I am posting it anyway. Also because my kids are cute and I can't let the rich relatives forget it (where are they anyway?)
Without further ado, here is what our December looked like:
Wait for it...
Hahahaha! Aren't I
SOOOOO funny? This requires a little background. Keaton loves his blanket, as you may recall from the
earlier post. He loves it even more when it is freshly laundered, and recently he figured out that if it "accidentally" gets dirty I will wash it for him immediately. So he started purposely dumping yogurt onto it and then saying, "Oops! Mommy, I need to wash my
blankie again!" It was cute the first two times, but the third time in one day it started to get old.
Anyway, this wasn't that first day, but he had purposely
yogurted (totally a word) his blanket and his clothing. He stripped himself down while I started the
never-say-die Kenmore, and then he and
Rylan watched the entire wash cycle like it was the best thing they had ever seen. They giggled, they pointed, they exclaimed, they jumped up and down. I guess I could have lived without a TV if only I had realized the attention grabber I had in my laundry room. Oh well.
Rylan had a fun December between being in the
Grovetown Christmas parade and wearing pajamas to school for Polar Express Day. Oh, and Christmas.


See the smile? Proof that she was happy. This was at Lights of the South, which was actually pretty cool. We went with our friends the
Galans, who posted pictures like 3 weeks ago because they are prompt. What's up with that?


Branik ate about 19 candy canes while we were on the hayride. From the look on his face they were spiked with something.

What are the odds that at a Christmas light exhibit they would have an erupting volcano? Well, in Georgia it turns out those odds are 100%. Keaton was as thrilled as you think he was.

Cute little stinkers, aren't they? So my sister Tiffany and her family came all the way from Erie to surprise our kids for Christmas. My stupid camcorder won't let me upload the video, but trust me, the look on
Rylan's face when her cousin McKinley came around the corner on Christmas morning was priceless.
Also priceless -- Keaton's face when he opened this gift from
Chrysta:

Can you tell? It's an erupting volcano lamp. It is now Keaton's night light. All night. He is in love. I worship at her gift giving feet, because that was absolute perfection for Keaton. I tried to get him to look at the camera, but that would have involved looking away from the volcano, and that wasn't about to happen.

Uncle Abram and the big kids spent some quality time coloring, but I am most grateful for Abe's time in our kitchen. I am 3 pounds heavier than I was last week and I don't care:) Somehow this is the only picture I got of him, and Tiffany would kill me if I posted the one I have of her, so this will have to do.

All together now -- "
Awwwww..."

Here we have a picture I'd like to title "Busted". There were 4 sugar cookies left in a baggie on the counter. Then Keaton found them, and
Calum was more than willing to help Keaton get rid of the evidence ASAP. Those two boys should not be crossed under any circumstances. That's all I'm going to say about that.
We had a great time with the Collard family and are so grateful that they drove 12 hours each way to hang out with us.
Our last bit of news happened just today and and was slightly bittersweet for me.
Branik moved into his big boy bed from his crib. I have had a crib set up somewhere in my house for nearly 7 consecutive years, and today it went into the attic.
Branik LOVES his bed and was more than ready, falling asleep without a peep in about 5 minutes. I don't think it has occurred to him that he can just get out of the bed and leave his room at will, and for however long that holds, I am grateful.
Here is my baby, reminding me once again that he is growing up way too fast:



We'll put his mattress up on a frame once he gets used to sleeping without walls around him, but for now, he is thrilled have enough room for himself and half of the Island of
Sodor in his sleeping quarters. Done with bottles, done with high chairs, done with cribs. If we can just kick the diapers...