Snowmanatomy

So Keaton came home from school today and found Branik playing with a mountain of playdough. He promptly dropped his backpack onto the floor, swiped a big hunk, and got to work.

3 minutes later, we had this:



Meet Gus, the pinkest, crayon-iest snowman you ever did see. A few minutes after Gus was born, the following conversation took place -- verbatim:

Keaton: "Dad, what is Gus missing?"

Boone: "I don't know, Keaton. What IS Gus missing?"

Keaton: "Ummm...you know, those things in the middle -- wait, what are those belly button things on the side of your bottom?"

Boone: (WTH?)

Keaton (lifting his shirt up to give us a visual cue): "THESE Dad!"

Boone: "Nipples Keaton, those are called nipples."

Keaton: "NIPPLES! That's it! Gus is missing nipples..."

I can't believe I didn't get a picture of it, but Gus received VERY pink nipples shortly thereafter.



In other news, THIS is what love looks like:


5 pounds of cinnamon bears + 1 flat rate shipping box + 1 girl living in the south where nobody has ever HEARD of cinnamon bears = euphoria.

Sisters are the best. Well, sisters and pink nippled snowmen named Gus.

Buried on the Memory Card **UPDATED**

I remember exactly nothing about this episode. I think my brain has blocked it to protect me.

**UPDATE**

I would like to have a captioning contest for this photo. Whoever comes up with the best caption (judged totally by me) will win something fabulous -- maybe a pair of the shea butter infused slipper socks from Bath and Body Works, because I've been wearing mine all day and they are yummy treats for my tootsies.

Yeah, that's what you'll get. Caption away...

Huh.

Apparently I cloned myself after all:





Take that, Boone:)