Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Halfway to Marryin' Age! (kidding -- I'll kill her if she's a day under 30)

You might think having a 9 year old child makes me feel old. And you'd sort of be right except for that part where I'm only 31 because I got married at 18 and gave birth when I was a wee lass of 22. Which means I am still young and full of vim and vigor! Huzzah!

Anyway...

Rylan turned 9 last week and I'm going to document the crap out of this birthday so she can't ever say I don't love her.

***Attention Future Rylan -- take a good hard look at everything we did for your birthday this year before you tell me how I ruined your life again. Sincerely, Mom***

Our baby girl has made some wonderful new friends here in Colorado, but with some regularity tells us how much she misses Abby, her best friend from Georgia. After talking to Sarah and realizing that Abby missed Rylan equally as much as Rylan missed her, The Two Best Moms EVER (who had nothing at all to gain from this totally selfless plan) planned a huge surprise for both girls and booked flights for Team Galan to come to Denver. We'll get to those details in a bit, but here's how the day went BEFORE the biggest surprise:

7:30 am -- Rylan wakes up all smiles to a bouquet of tulips from Daddy

7:35 -- When asked what she'd like for breakfast, replies, "Hard-boiled egg whites and fresh strawberries". Her awesome mother obliges (but thinks it's kind of weird).

8:00 -- Devours requested breakfast.

1:00 -- Has donuts with pink frosting and sprinkles delivered to her classroom by the same awesome mother.

1:30 -- Awesome mother is in Walgreens picking up photos of Rylan and Abby through the years for awesome "BFF Shadowbox" project when Branik tugs on leg and says, "My tummy hurts".

1:32 -- Leaving Walgreens

1:35 -- Branik is on the couch at home watching How to Train Your Dragon

3:45 -- Ry and Keaton need to be picked up from bus and immediately taken to Rylan's riding lesson. Movie and blanket moved to car with Branik.

4:10 -- Arrive at Rylan's lesson.

4:12, 4:13, 4:15, 4:17, 4:18 -- Branik throws up all over car.

4:25 -- Back at house to bathe Branik, clean off seatbelt, booster seat, carpet, start laundry.

4:50 -- Put Branik on other side of car to avoid wet seat belt. Drive back to get birthday girl.

4:55 -- Boone calls to make sure we're still on for Olive Garden dinner and Bliss Cupcakes for dessert, per Rylan's request. I tell him Branik threw up but seems fine now. Still on for dinner out.

4:57 -- Branik throws up on other side of car.

5:00-6:00 -- Pick Rylan up from riding, take puke-mobile home, send kids #1 and #2 with Dad for birthday dinner while Awesome Mom starts ANOTHER load of laundry, bathes Branik again, cleans other side of car. Eats cereal for dinner.

6:15 - 10:30 Branik throws up 3 more times, falls asleep on ottoman, poops pants in sleep 5 times. Take home message? Being an Awesome Mom is glamorous and exciting.

Anyway, the other family members returned home from OG with cupcakes in hand for a round of "Happy Birthday" and the opening of family gifts.







Here's what Branik did while we celebrated:



After all of the evening activities had worn down, I asked Rylan if she'd had a good day. She smiled and nodded, and I laughed maniacally in my head because she had no idea that the biggest surprise was flying towards her at that very minute.

Sarah, Abby, and Baby Harrison didn't get to our house until close to midnight, which felt like 2:00 am to them, so we decided to let the reunion take place the next morning:

http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=10150139215335380

So I let Rylan skip school Thursday and Friday so she could chill with Abbs and they didn't have any fun at all:




I totally lucked out with a Groupon for this little girls' salon near my house so the girls got mani-pedis, up-do's, and glitter lotion, hairspray, and glitter-heart-face-stamp (it sounds weird but was cute) for $18. Rylan chose princess hair and Abby chose pop-star hair. Cute place.




As you can see, the girls had no problems at all picking up right where they left off, and it was great to see them enjoying each other so much. And maybe their moms enjoyed seeing each other too. Maybe. It's possible that we ate at 4 different restaurants in 4 days and that I got 2 desserts for myself at one of those restaurants while Boone and Sarah hid their faces in embarrassment.

Blogger won't let me upload any more photos to this post for some reason so I guess I'll call this Part 1 and post her actual party in another post. Probably sometime in September:)

3 comments:

Emma said...

Prince Boy Shane reminded me several times last week that it was Rylan's birthday. So, Happy Birthday from Ian! It's crazy how fast these kids are growing. The picture that got me the most was the one of Branik. How can he be that big? He's just a baby, right? Anyway, half the reason I document what I do is so that I have evidence later in my kids' lives that I did do stuff for them. I don't think, however, that I've ever done anything quite this elaborate. If this doesn't get you the mom of the year award, what will? Happy birthday, Rylan! We miss you!

kugrlover said...

Wow. I guess I won't ever complain again when one of my cats barfs, which is maybe once every two weeks.

I'd say I cleaned-up my share of your childhood projectile vomit - but I'd probably be lying.

Hug the B-D girl for me and tell her Grandpa Mike is inbound-mustang.

Getting all kinds of excited here.

Deb said...

Writing down take home message. OK, got it.

So now I'm totally thinking I should have gotten married when I was 18. I mean, it would have been the same guy. Who dragged his feet and now made me an OLD mom of a 10-year-old versus the vim and vigorous huzzah version. Shoot.

Poor Branik. That was some sort of yuk. But mostly poor you, also too. Because he'll forget all that puke and yuk, but you'll remember picking vomit out of the seatbelt clasp foreva. Ask me how I know. :-)

And you are totally a rockin' mom. That was an awesome gift for a great little girl.